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Astrology Report Based on Birth Data!
 elow is some sample text from a number of the Naughty Natal Astro Report
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Libra - Key words: Head in the clouds, while falling off a cliff
"Fly me to the moon" is the motto of this air sign. "If we aren't going to get married, let me know now, I have a date tomorrow", says the impatient Libra.
Libra is the chemical parent of Librium, a tranquilizer which, by the way, is a wonderful way of not caring about anything.
Librans have a talent for nastiness at times, and can swear so fluently that it frightens everyone, but then again, everyone has their niche in life. Do you need someone unreliable who is not able to keep a secret? Count on a Libra native to spill the beans every time!
Libra people are very easy to spot, as these are the people who can be looking straight at you, and not hear a word that you say, or care! Try to be kind to them, as they spend so much time in another realm that few of us ever see,that they forget about the mundane things of life, like reality. | 
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| | Some cheap advice: Revenge doesn't belong to Librans, and when they are old enough and mature enough to accept and understand this, they won't spend hours planning the perfect revenge, as Librans are great at carrying grudges and remembering the slightest slights. Librans must use caution, as sudden headaches can be a burden to them as well, and must drink plenty Concentration wise, Libra's are the type of people who can go upstairs for something, have no idea what they are doing up there in the first place, come back down stairs, and begin again.If flirting was a vocation, Libra would easily be a millionaire a hundred times over, as Librans often confuse love and friendship and are often accused of
being loose in the caboose in the lovemaking department.
Librans have a great sense of humor, and everyone, everywhere knows they are in the room by the loud manner in which they laugh.of water to keep the kidneys operating in tip top order. | | | | | | | Moon in Cancer:
The Emotions - This is what I really need to be complete.
Moon in Cancer people are extremely sensitive to their surroundings, and they can cry at the drop of a hat, but they will even cry if you pick up a hat. Their constant need to mother others can make you barf after awhile. Moon in Cancer natives can be very psychic but on a bad day when the wiring gets wet, all they get is static, probably Lawrence Welk or David Bowie doing "ground control to major Tom . . | | Mars in Libra:
Mars defined: "Its get down and dirty time". Raw passions unleashed upon suspecting and unsuspecting persons. Actions desiring prompt and equal reactions of any kind. To get very specific, this is how this great bundle of energy is used in the personal natal chart. This is how that energy interacts with their surroundings.
Rulership is mine, says this placement of Mars. You need a partner who is open to love making adventures, like diving off a cliff or having sex in the path of an approaching speedboat. This is true excitement! | | |
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